Tag: hellfire

BBQ Translation of the Brimstone Bible

Behold the BBQ Translation of the Brimstone Bible! The BBQ Bible Version is the unofficial yet official Bible translation of the hellfire and brimstone cult. I have chosen…

THEOCAPITALISM And The Sale of Incendiaries Versus the Divine Clock or Zodiac

The stock market in hell shows sales of fire extinguishers and charcoal on the rise. The devil is selling charcoal and fire extinquishers to the slaves of religion….