Behold the BBQ Translation of the Brimstone Bible! The BBQ Bible Version is the unofficial yet official Bible translation of the hellfire and brimstone cult.
I have chosen this moniker as a description of all the many different dogmas surrounding the false doctrines of hellfire and brimstone and eternal torment. Thus when a Christian preaches these ideas, I might say he or she is teaching from the BBQ version of the Bible.
There are more quips poking fun at this unbiblical religious spook of eternal, conscious torment in a fiery BBQ pit at the Devil’s deep down shindig.
The seed for this lampoon is here: